closest thing to jellyfish is marine life;
while fishing off Bermuda in 2006, Ian Card was impaled on the bill of a 14-ft (4.3 m) blue marlin that leapt over his boat. the 800 lb (363 kg) fish hit Card with such force that its 3-ft (90 cm) spear went through his chest and knocked him into the sea. as the fish dived, forcing Card underwater, he was able to push himself off the razor-sharp bill and swim to the surface with blood pouring from his chest wound. he was rushed to King Edward VII Memorial Hospital in Bermuda where he underwent emergency surgery. doctors said that he would of died had the bill struck him a fraction of an inch to either side.
The decorated clay pot also called a cantero represents Satan who often wears an attractive mask to attract humanity. The most traditional style piñata looks a bit like Sputnik, with seven points, each with streamers. These cones represent the seven deadly sins, pecados - greed, gluttony, sloth, pride, envy, wrath and lust. Beautiful and bright, the piñata tempted. Candies and fruits inside represented the cantaros (temptations)of wealth and earthly pleasures.
i had to search the internet and trawl through shite text before i found that.
i am determined
not to break that Guarantee!
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What about sleeping? That would be fun.
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a former chef who cooks meals meal in his sleep is receiving medical help amid fears he could burn down his house. Robert Wood of Fife, Scotland, gets up four or five times a week and heads to the kitchen where he has made omelettes, stir fries, and chips without waking up.
ZZZZZZZZZ
bad pun. sorry.
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What about...chubfish? Or just chub
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here's a fishy one;
Kipper the catfish was blamed for starting a fire that destroyed a house in Poole, England, in 2006. during a fight in his tank, water splashed out onto an electric plug, sending a power surge up the tank cable. this burned the tanks plastic lid, which then melted onto a sofa, setting it, and the house, alight.
i would like to know
what that poor fish was brawling with in that fish tank?!?
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Tigers of course. We need to know about tigers.
And christians.
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well bugger me, there's just
one tiger fact;
a tiger zoo near Bangkok, Thailand, promotes interbreed friendships to an unusual degree. in 2004, a tigress and a piglet in a tiger-print jacket take a stroll together.
churches are related to Christianity;
in Edam, the Netherlands, there is a 1:10 scale model of the town's great church made out of 10,000 balls of Edam cheese.
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i am beginning to regret this...