[Mac Sirloin]

here's one i think you'll like better than Soy sauce, Kastere;

Stan Murmer, an artist from Virginia, is the pioneer of 'butt painting', which involves him sitting in paint and stamping his butt on a canvas to create images. he has created butt-print tulips, butterflies, and parrots by this method, among other things, and, beleive it or not, he has actually sold some of his work.

ITT: I've been Intellectually checkmated.