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The Soy Sauce.

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here's one i think you'll like better than Soy sauce, Kastere;

Stan Murmer, an artist from Virginia, is the pioneer of 'butt painting', which involves him sitting in paint and stamping his butt on a canvas to create images. he has created butt-print tulips, butterflies, and parrots by this method, among other things, and, beleive it or not, he has actually sold some of his work.

am i the only one who saw the unintended 'BUTT-erflies' pun?

I think everything he has said after "Sauce." Is enough to disqualify the post altogether. But ummm...
The Lord of The Rings, Lightsabers, or Didgeridoos. Thanks alot

well, light - ning?

English teenager Karla Pope was lucky to be alive after a lightening bolt tore through the roof of her home in Chippenham, Wiltshire, in July 2006 and struck the metal-framed bed in which she was sleeping. the colossal current blew a hole measuring 2 ft 6 in (76 cm) across in her bedroom ceiling, but even though Karla was touching the metal frame at the time of the strike, she escaped with only minor burns to her hands.