1- The entire Grand Theft Auto series. Yep, even GTA 1&2 before the landmark GTA3.
2- Britney Spears entire career (would that we could make that go away).
3- Nine Legend of Zelda games, not counting remakes.
4- The entire Sims series.
5- Every Metal Gear Solid game.
6- An entire generation of consoles came and went - the PS2, the Xbox, and the Gamecube.
7- When Duke Nukem Forever was announced, there was no such thing as Google, eBay, or MySpace.
8- Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows 2000, and Windows XP all launched, and have all been replaced.
9- Every single English Pokemon game.
10- Every movie in The Matrix, the X-Men and The Lord of the Rings series.
Meanwhile these guys haven't managed to complete a single game.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
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