You know you are obbsessed with Oddworld when...
- You chant around security guards.
- You see a helicopter and mistake it for a chant suppervisor.
- You make wanted posters of Abe and hang them in public places.
- You go to the doctor's office and give the doctor's vykker style tips on how to treat patients.
- You create a factory called Rupture Farms.
- The only way someone gets your attention is by saying hello.
- You throw grenades at random people.
- You are in the desert and you look for scrabs and a bell to call Elum.
- You go to the forest in hopes of finding a paramite.
- You make a rocket ship and send it to Oddworld.
- You name your ship the SS Oddworld.
- You walk around wearing only a loincloth.
- You buy yourself a necklace that looks exactly like Abe's.
- You create Oddworld ornaments for the Christmas tree.
- Your stocking is a glukkon suit.
- Your surgeries all seem to cost 20,000 dollars.
- Your birthday cake is a scrab cake.
- You kill people and say oops after.
- You pull every lever in sight.
- You start to lose your legs and replace them with mechanical ones.
- Your pet is a slog.
Obbsesion overload!
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Congratulations, Oddey, on winning FC's fanfiction competition two years running! You are clearly the man to beat!
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