Here's another... Lots of dieing in this one.
In the beginning a man, thousands of yeons old, took twenty dirks to his apartment after working for ten thousand milliseconds. He died. But then lived. Then he died. One day dead people died. Then Richard died. Thousands murdered millions, Sparata slaughtered some more. But someone died. "Murder him!" cried Pommelbooboonaana. He jumped and died because he died. Women died -(hyphen) of death because Syphilis died of aids. Then lived. Death died of living on a BBQ. The BBQ died. Santa died, living, dying, and dying. God didn't create Pinocchio but died. Or he lived. Then he slaughtered himself... YAY! lol! Mean-while, Richard's cockerel whipped his glove. Then died. Spartan people died. (Lived!) Pigmys lit their eyebrows and slit their throats. "Die you pygmy bunny!" said Richard. Undead rabbits mate in dead carcasses. Meanwhile, dieing, Hallucination-Man jumped onto Rhianna and bounced away. Just then living pigmys died an incredibly excruciating life defying death. Somewhere on death's bed, Richard murdered ten thousand slugs and chickens. Rudolf flew around nuclear missiles while dieing. And hell died on cocaine but lived. Or died. Died whilst dieing. Raccoons sniff flowers. "Kill Asians or Pakistanis" hiccuped Richard. Lol! Earth died. OMG! The dead, frothing at their spartan friends, died. Rapids and other Spartans killed science and space. "Hoorah!" "Spartans!" "Hi" "BOO!" "Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" "Hi" "mmmmmmhmmmmmm" The-end.