Ok, so me and two mates decided one day that we were going to write a story! But not just any story, we decided that we were going to write it by taking it in turns to write one word!
So, here's our first attempt:
Once apon the hill thousands o' pygmy bottom cheesier eaters ate thousands o' pygmy monkeys alive because Richard incinerated his elven bread pygmy style elephants. Ammaris shot ten-million drow but they used chickens to Richard's advantage and his bouncy grenade blew downward into his shoes but they had superior rhinos that destroyed a stone which spoke in elven and viking whilst killing more drow. Until one special woman wearing spiked bikinis which turned invisible when hit by giant cockerels and other unidentified frying oldies who suck tobacco sticks. The woman, Richard's sex-slave, jumped onto Richard and screamed "I love sausage rolls and your friend, the drow pygmy burger." She bounced up and away to the land of potato wedges that fly away...
I apologize if you now feel severely disturbed.
I also apologize if this in the wrong forum I was not sure whether to post it here on in the 'non-oddworld art and litrature' forum.
Now! Throw criticism at me!