I'm nearly crying with laughter, that's F***ing brilliant! It's the robotic monotony of his voice that does it. He sounds like *OK, major Futurama geek reference here* David X Cohen on the Futurama commentaries.
'And then Joe Chief shot them in "teh" legs....and "killd" them.....'
My contribution requires only 6 words (Sorry if it's been posted before):
THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!!!