Every thanksgiving I drive out to the reservation and try to rape as many women and children as possible. Then I talk the dumb savages into selling me their homes for next to nothing.
You can see me in action on next weeks episode of "Flip that house!" on TLC. It's full of wacky antics and crying injuns!
God bless America.
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