i'm gonna be Absent Man, the World's Most Powerful Superhero, who just happens to never be around when anything needs doing...
"Oh no, a Huge Meteorite is about to crush Manhatten!"
"What shall we do?"
"I know, Absent Man can blast it away with his Laser-Vision, or his Laser-Fists, or his Laser-Nose!"
*shouts* "SEND FOR ABSENT MAN!"
"Where's Absent Man?"
"Absent Man isn't here!"
"Absent Man is never here..."
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Guns don't kill people, People kill people! Using Guns.
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