Thank you very much
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You may wonder why I'm up at this time in the morning on my birthday. Well, I'd like to finish off my champagne and get blottoed. I always have champagne from the fridge at five in the morning on the birthday. It is a comfort.
And yes, even 37 year olds do have birthdays! Not as good as the birthdays younger folk get - all birthdays are for when you're my age is an excuse to get pissed out of your bleeding skull.