I think it time for me to give you guys "the talk."
*Takes out pipe and sweater-vest.*
You see... the world is just one big penis measuring contest. If someone whips it out and shows it to you then... well, you have to show them yours too. If it means starting a nuclear apocolypse then... so be it. Just remember kids, the bigger your penis is and the more members your religion has, the better a person you are! Also, make sure those communist Russians don't win anything... damn commies.
*End steriotypical 50s father personality.*
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