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09-30-2001, 12:42 PM
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One, Two, Middlesboogie
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What do you want for Christmas?

Yeah, I know, it's only October (well, it's actually September as I type this, but it'll be October by the time most people read this), but I normally start my Xmas shopping round about now, before the mad rush starts, and to get it over and done with.

Things which I want but (very obviously) won't get:
  • Two WipEout ships (a sleek Assegai for the city, and a hard-ass Tigron for the country)
  • A paintball gun
  • A Glukkon (1st choice Brewmaster, 2nd choice Phleg, 3rd choice Dripik)
  • Plastic surgery that will give me wings, claws, night vision, a prehensile tail, fangs and longer arms so I can run on all fours

Things which I want and have a slim (but existent) chance of getting:
  • DJ decks
  • An XBox
  • A new bike
  • A portable Mp3 player (there's one I've got my eye on, but I can't remember what it's called)
  • WipEout 3 Special Edition (not because it's expensive; it's just v. hard to track down)
  • Tickets to see J M Jarre in concert

Things which I want and have a high chance of getting:
  • A Game Boy Advance
  • HMV vouchers (I don't know if they have HMV outside Britain... it's a chain store that sells things to do with music and console games. It's easier asking my parents for vouchers than it is telling them which particular CDs or games I want)
  • Some more Zip disks

Things which I always get whether I want them or not:
  • Socks
  • Funny T-Shirts that say things like 'No More Ms Nice Woman!'
  • Nail varnish
  • Modelling clay
  • Sketchbooks
  • Fibre-tip pens
  • Amusing novelty biros
  • Colouring pencils
  • Chocolate
  • Book tokens
  • A £10 cheque or two (Grrr! I want cash, not cheques! If people send me cheques, I can't get the money until I'm 18 as I only have a Post Office account; not a bank account)
  • Perfume
  • Bath bombs
  • A 'grow-your-own-(insert name of silly-sounding plant)' kit
  • Origami textbooks
  • Stuff for doing cross-stitch with (that reminds me; I haven't done any cross-stitch in ages!)
  • At least four revolting naff things that most sane people would only consider picking up with eight pairs of gloves on
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