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Banner continued to watch the TV;
"Now, ladies and Gentlegluks, we shall introduce a surprise party to this little spat.", said Larry Slig, his handsome yet grayed face illuminating the clear screen.
"Corporal Hayley Sligwell, the secret lover of Major Vernel! Give this little ball of Vykker genetics and unnatural horror a big hand, everyone, a big hand!"
The audience started wildly clapping, and one particularily shrivelled female Vykker with a large hearing aid shouted;
"This isn't my husbands Veterans of Glukkon Wars reunion! I'm suing all you sinners and decadent liars into the bowels of Gogam!"
Major Vernel shouted back;
"You dare address me, fur I am der zugfuhrer of der gruppe? Ich bein ein gonna kick your senile rear back to Airyssia!"
"Bring it on! I've got a cane made out of Sea Rex bone!"
Corporal Hayley Sligwell then pulled out a pistol and shot Major Vernel. However, no death was visible, and only a large amount of bloodlike liquid oozed from his jacket.
"What? It was loaded!"
"Little did you know, foolish girl, that I take a fair amount of security precautions while appearing on obviously staged shows for fools? Ja, that's right, you are all fools! This show is a complete sham, it degrades innocent Inhabitants.. and I love it! Let us all engage in not mocking mein speech impediment, OR I WILL ORDER YOU ALL EATEN ALIVE!"
A well dressed Glukkon, not unlike Dripik except for his lighter, thinner appearance and larger ear lobes, spoke loudly yet formally;
"Major Vernel Karida Sligwell, I am your commanding officer, and I order you to stand down for court martial."
"Yes, Colonel!"
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