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I wouldn't describe Titanic as 'extraordinary', but it was very good.
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In my opinion, only.
Titanic was a whirling, churning mire of Fail so terribly bad script-wise that the Director was forced to encode highly developed hypnotic arrays into the elaborate sets that were attuned so highly they only tweaked into the brains of Stay-at-home mums and lovesick singles, creating a psychic backlash of belief in the event so powerful it sent ripples into the timestream that caused a flucuation in the temperature at the exact date the Titanic was crossing the Atlantic, creating a freak Iceberg that hit the ship in the first place. Thus, Titanic was the first historical movie to cause itself.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.