[Marvak]

Hmm. My views about children, with me, are very split.
On one hand, I think most children are absolute scumbags and should all be sent into bootcamps to teach discipline and 'build character'.
On the other hand, those children aren't mine. I can't disciple them, but with my own, I could if needed. And also the soft mushy gooey warm side of me would probably be happiest, looking down at a tiny face in my arms. Or, more likely, two- the family history of genes from my father's side says that I'm going to have twins. O_O

So if in the event that I do end up popping a few sprogs, I've already got some lovely names picked out. Girls- Naomi, Jessica. Boys- Benjamine, or Jay. I would actually prefer to have boys, as I've seen from first-hand experience that girls can become absolute turds when they reach puberty.
*shudders*