[Patrick Vykkers]

Call me a humourless old rucksack, but I fail to see how trolls are anything but a chronic forum problem in need of several infractions, warnings, bannings and unflattering signaure changes. If you think they are, though, maybe, then, we need an asexual or celibate mod. Unfortunately, I think only Ilovehammy! (left) me and some other fellow are celibate here.

A celibate mod would be less emotional, which is a useful trait for a judge. They would also be less attracted or repulsed to sexual content, which would eliminate the common problem of many authorities treating sex different from violence.