[OANST]

New forum game. It's based on the stupid question game but a little different. I have decided to embrace my reputation as the biggest troll/dick on the forum and so you must try to think as I would in this game. Think of an extremely offensive question (has to be at least a little funny) and answer the last persons question in an offensive way.
Like so.

Q. Hey, Patrick? Is there a reason that you smell like wool and semen?

A. Sorry, oanst. I haven't had the chance to wash your mothers stench off of me yet.

You get the picture. Here's my real question.
EDIT: Make sure that you take the side of the person being attacked and attack the attacker when posting an answer to a question that isn't directed at you.

Q. Is it possible that the reason it took aliens so long to make contact was that they were trying to figure out how to spell the word something for a couple few Milleniums?