IC:
(Autofone thingy)
Vobos sighed as he timedly held the phone to his ear.
'Plesse state your name' the autophone asked
"Vobos Brainwave..." He answered quietly.
'Is your name Vobos Brainwave?' It repeated itself.
"yes..." He replied.
'What position whould you like to apply for?'
Vobos hesitated. He hadn't really thought about it. It would have to be something in his abilities that he could do whilst being pregnant.
"Hmmm....I could work at a till, perhaps?"
'Please answer the following questions. Do you have arthuritus?'
"No."
'Do you smoke?'
"No."
'Do you have any phobias that might prevent you from doing your job?'
"No that I'm aware of."
'Are you diabetic?'
"No."
'Please wait while we proccess the information.'
Clueless, Vobos just stood and waited.
(Hallway outside room)
Howler grew furious as Brudda only pured. His little tiny shiny black housefly-like eyes blazed.
"SO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, HUH?!" He yapped and 'snarled', before thrashing against the sleg and biting as hard as he could. It still didn't even hurt. Tangla watched and cackled, before deciding to wander. She skipped down a corridor and down the stairs.
(Room)
Mike just lay on the bed, and watched TV with the remote. Lulu carried on laughing on the floor.
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I am a man. Do not call me otherwise, or you are doing it wrong. Times correctly guessed as a man: Patrick: 1, Mitsur: 1, Daxter king: 1, OANST: More than once, Nemo: 1, alf's brother's mate: 1, Nate: 1, Anonyman!: 1. The assumption everyone is male probably comes from the fact 90% of characters in Oddworld are male. The editpenis
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