[OANST]

I think my reputation has to be far worse than anything that I really do here. I mean, I post in this place about once a week and yet every time I come here I'll open some seemingly inane and harmless thread to find, What's this? People discussing me. And usually in relation to Hobo. Admit it people. The fact that I don't come here very often saddens you and so you sit around at night in your sleeping bags telling stories to the "newbs" about how if they don't use proper grammar or flush the toilet or eat their vegetables the Oanst-Hobo-cheesecake monster will get them. We have passed out of reality and into myth in our own times, Hobo. We must truly be awesome.

I really like cheesecake now but my love could switch back to blueberry pie in a heart beat.