[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

I am in Hampton Hill, on the outskirts of London, Great Britain. A lovely place it is too!

Well, the surrounding towns and parks are. Hampton Hill itself is rubbish; we have one swimming pool, one pub, forty shops, and that's it!

Although we are closer to Hampton Court Palace than any other town, and we have Bushy Park (Henry VIII's deer-hunting grounds) as well (but so do Kingston, Teddington, Twickenham...)