[The Dark Mudokon]

"Hello, fellow chump! this is your tasty mudokon chef, Poi! Today, we'll give those industrials a good kick to the butt by serving them their own kind! We'll do some tasty Vykker Burgers! Here's what you need:

-A fresh killed Vykker

-A spear, a tomahawk, a wooden plank or a tank (or anything that can be used to kick the shit outta the thing so you can cook him)

-a frying pan (or a flat rock, if you're cooking on a campfire. Or you can use a grill, if you have one!)

-Buns (You can make some fleech-bread buns! See page 3 for Fleech Bread recipe)

-I suggest using some Searex Butter to make the meat more tasty. Alternate (and safer) solution would be to use the fat from a small animal, but it'll taste less good.

-A life insurance (In case the Vykker captures you before you can kick his butt and kills you overtime by doing weird experiments on you.)

First, go at the closest armorer and buy the most dangerous weapon you can afford (preferably one that won't turn on you, like attack Slogs). Then, find a facility where Vykkers are known to work. Infiltrate the place, avoiding anything that might transform you in to either a Meech Shishkabob, a Mudokon Swiss Cheese, a freshly chopped meat bun or an experiment subject. Once you've managed to infiltrate and avoided all danger (you did, huh? Of course you did! Or you wouldn't be reading this...), look for a young, fresh Vykker. Lure him into a corner where no one can see or hear anything then, beat him up!

Here, there is two possibilities: Either he was stronger than you (I told you to buy the most dangerous weapon you could afford! You're not that poor, aren't you?) and locked you in a cage to test the last Butt-Flo formula, either you wacked him good and are now bringing him to your home! Now, you just have to carry the Vykker outta the place!

Note: An alternative would be to just knock out the Vykker so you can have fresher meat when ready to cook! But take in note that if you don't tie him tightly, when he wakes up, he may get you spotted.

Once you have your fresh and (hopefully) dead Vykker, you just have to carve him and take the meat you need (Don't take any meat from the buns, there's more fat than meat in there, but the brain's big and tasty!). Grind the Vykker meat 'till it can be molded into a flat shape. Once this is done, mold the meat into flat burgers and put some Searex butter (Or use alternative stuff, 'cuz if you tried to get Searex butter, chances are you've been a tasty Searex treat) in your pan or, on your flat rock. Be sure that your oven has been pre-heated (or your fire lit, in a camp case.) and put the meat in it and turn'em over and over 'till it's well done. Once the meat's ready, put it between two buns and voila! You chumps have some nice Vykker Burger! Offer one to your fellow Industrial buds and look at their faces when you tell'em with what their're done! (And prepare for a life-long sentance of slavery....)

If there is any idea for a tasty recipe, tell me and I will do some research for all you mudokon gourmets! This was your tasty mud bud, Poi! "