[Zozo the Zrilufet]

IC
(Mess hall place)
"Nnnnope..." Sagittarius admitted, scratching furiously. "Do ya know where I can git any food around here? You alright, Mik?"

OOC: I add bios.

Name: Pretzels Salty Cheesy Tequilla (They wouldn't let him change his last name to Creamycakes)

Species: Vykker

Gender: Male, hermaphroditic

Age: 31 in vykker years.

Appearence: A physically normal-looking vykker. apart from his eyes. He suffers from opsoclonus, so his yellow eyes look shifty sometimes. He carries a big case, like a violin case, with Rainbow's body inside. He wears a small tight pink labcoat that is ripped at the front. Medical things are also in his suitcase.

Equipment: His big suitcase and the little scalpels, bandages and medical things that are in them. Rainbow is in the suitcase.

Bio: Pretzels, his name formerly Hungardian, is from the Tequilla family line of vykkers, a family known, feared and poked fun at for their insanity that tends to take place in love and identity. His brother 'Cheeseball' Tequilla works for a law-breaking madman, verges on erotomanic and calls everyone and himself something that isn't his/their name.

Pretzels lived his life having no friends at school, studying in dead bodies and science and eventually becoming a....Person who gets to work with dead bodies in a morgue sort of place. He continued to live in the main house, even after his brother Cheeseball had moved out. Then tradgedy struck.

As he walked to the stairs, at the bottom of them he found a piano. A piano with Rainbow's crushed body underneath it. In a state of shock, he yanked out her dead body and took it to his room.

There he taxidermied it, gutting and stuffing it, then replacing her eyes with blue glass ones so much like hers. He only smiled and said he was just fixing her up when Flufflepuff the bigbro caught him in the act, and was oblivious to his 'sister''s screaming at him.

Everyone eventually got used to him denying the fact Rainbow Fruitcake was dead, obvious when he brought her downstairs and plonked her in a seat for food, saying she must not be hungry again. He began to freak, panic and become angry and defensive when others tried to get that corpse away from him. So they just left him to her.

Pretzels decided to try and get a job to support his rich family and continually-reproducing mother who suffers from an automatic self-mating condition. So he wandered to...I forgot the name of the place.

Personality: Pretzels is usually unnaturally happy all of the time, positive and never seen without his suitcase with Rainbow inside. Try and take her from him or insist she is dead, and he'll get all defensive and angry. he likes changing the names of those he can and is allowed to into something daft, colourful or just plain crazy.

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Name: Rainbow Fruitcake (Named by Pretzels)

Species: Mudokon

Gender: Female, was fertile but died

Age: 10, was 20 in mudokon years then died.

Appearence: Rainbow skinned, with stripes of bright purple, red, orange, yellow, green and blue going down her skin. Her ponytail is pink and sparkles with pinky purple. Her light blue eyes were replaced with glass ones. She has been taxidermied and has boobs for no logical reason. She wears a light purple sparkly skirt loincloth thing and a shirt.

Equipment: Her clothes and glass eyes.

Bio: Rainbow, formerly X-8008135-4R3-FUN, was created in Vykkers Labs 1. Before suffering a tragic life of pain, being tested on and having no one to care for her. Until the day Pretzels bought her off the vykkers with his life savings.

She had a happy life in the Tequilla mansion, not passing judgement on the transvestite, mentally and physically disabled or just plain insane relatives of his. The two dated for two years, despite their age difference. Until that fateful day.

Rainbow died saving a bunch of Pretzels' relatives, when she tried to hold back a piano that Flufflepuff had leant on without notice. The vykkers shrieked and scattered down the stairs and out of its way. She tried to hold it back and Flufflepuff ran to grab it - he wasn't fast enough, and Rainbow could hold it back no longer. She was dragged under it as it slid down, and died pretty instantly of a head injury and broken bones.

And so Rainbow Fruitcake's life had prematurely ended at 20 in mudokon years, but the drama about her hadn't - Pretzel wouldn't accept the fact she died, taxidermied her body and treated her as if she was alive, denying himself the fact she had died. Her body is still taxidermied and in his suitcase.

Personality: Kind, helpful, unprejudiced and like a perfect nice person until the day she died. She'd always put others before herself. Is still a goodie in death.

OOC: If the bios are too whacked, let me know and I won't add them.