OOC:
Maxwell saluted and said, “Yessir!” and then stomped over to the autofones. He picked one up, and blinked as a mechanical said,
“Welcome to Ranrs Francium Palace job application. If you would like to apply for a job, please state your full name clearly into your fone.”
“Maxwell Gattling.”
“Maxwell Gattling, please state the occupation you wish to apply for.”
“Security.”
“Maxwell Gattling, are you applying for security?”
“Yes.”
“Maxwell Gattling, I will now require you to answer some medical questions. Do you suffer from diabetes?”
“Nope.”
“Maxwell Gattling, do you have any type of Phobia which may prevent you from working to your full capacity?”
“Nah.”
“Maxwell Gattling, are you an asthmatic?”
“No.”
“Maxwell Gattling, are you under any sort of medication which needs a doctor’s prescription?”
“No.”
”Thankyou for using YerTrap automated communications system. Your application will be processed shortly.”
“Yay for me…” Maxwell growled as he slammed the fone down, “Now where did Allie go…”
***
Alex was about to go over to a slot machine when he felt someone slap his behind and say,
"Hey there hotstuff, wanna take a chance on me?"
He turned with a snarl, but before he could snap, the valet slig said,
YEARGHHH!!!....Sorry...I-I thought you were someone else."
“Sorry?!” Alex yelled, pissed off, “you bastard.” The valet hurried off, saying something about ‘Dave’
“Dave? I’ll show you a bloody Dave! Insolent moron!” Alex snarled.
Maxwell heard Alex ranting and snorted, “Crazy male cross-dressers…” he burst out laughing.