[Munch's Master]

IC:
Jerik hopped off the train into the Casino, Slak in front and Flak behind him for security. He walked over to Bernie.
"Ah, Bernie, of the esteemed Bernie and Yeesul partnership, I presume? I'm sure you know who I am. Could you direct me to the poker tables, particularly the tournament area, I want to see if I've still got the trick of the trade."
He turned to Slak. "Hey, whitestripes! Carry my bags to my room!"
He then turned back to Bernie. "Which is my room, in fact?"
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Marty got off the train and looked around. He saw a large Glukkon and 2 Big Bros questioning a Vykker, what appeared to be a female Slig walking into the casino, and another Big Bro going to sign up.
He sidled past the Big Bro and took one of the Autofones, hearing the mechanical voice.
Welcome to Ranrs Francium Palace job application. If you would like to apply for a job, please state your full name clearly into your fone.”
"Marty."
"This is nto a full name. Please state your full name."
Not having a surname, Marty simply went for his name plus rank.
"Marty The Valet?"
"Is your name Marty The Valet?
"Yep."
"Marty The Valet, please state the occupation you wish to apply for
"Cabaret and Casino guide."
"Marty The Valet, are you applying for Cabaret?"
"Yes."
"Marty The Valet, are you applying for Casino Guide?"
"Yes!"
"Marty The Valet, are you aware you are applying for 2 jobs?"
"Of course I am!"
"Marty The Valet, I will now require you to answer some medical questions. Do you suffer from diabetes?”
"No."
"Marty The Valet, do you have any type of Phobia which may prevent you from working to your full capacity?"
"Not that I'm aware of."
"Marty The Valet, are you an asthmatic?”
"Nope."
"Marty The Valet, are you under any sort of medication which needs a doctor’s prescription?”
"Yeah, I take 5 Ecstasy tablets a day! Nah, I'm only joking."
"The answer you gave was not clear. ]"Marty The Valet, are you under any sort of medication which needs a doctor’s prescription?”
"Fine then, no."
”Thankyou for using YerTrap automated communications system. Your application will be processed shortly.”

Marty walked away down the limestone path into the hotel, passing what he believed was a female Slig (Alex). He slapped it on the behind
"Hey there hotstuff, wanna take a chance on me?"
He then saw the Slig's face, and realised it was male.
"YEARGHHH!!!....Sorry...I-I thought you were someone else."
He looked into the distance, hoping for a distraction, and noticed a Slig near the hotel entrance (Rus).
"Hey Dave?! Dave is that you?!"
He hurried off over to the Slig and the Clakker.
"Sorry 'bout the name, I just felt up a guy by accident. Name's Marty. Who're you 2, and where do we go after signing up?"