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08-02-2007, 04:36 AM
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: Jun 2007
: Over there
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Rus listened to the vkker's orders and went to the autofone to get his job.
“Welcome to Ranrs Francium Palace job application. If you would like to apply for a job, please state your full name clearly into your fone.”
"Rus."
"This is not a full name. Please state your full name."
"Rus."
"This is not a full name. Please state your full name."
"It's just Rus!"
"Is your name It's Just Rus?"
Rus rolled his eyes. It was better than nothing at least.
"Yes"
“It's Just Rus, please state the occupation you wish to apply for.”
"Security guard."
”It's Just Rus, are you applying for Security guard?”
"Yes."
”It's Just Rus, I will now require you to answer some medical questions. Do you suffer from diabetes?”
"No."
”It's Just Rus, do you have any type of Phobia which may prevent you from working to your full capacity?”
"No."
”It's Just Rus, are you an asthmatic?”
"No."
”It's Just Rus, are you under any sort of medication which needs a doctor’s prescription?”
"No."
”Thankyou for using YerTrap automated communications system. Your application will be processed shortly.”

Rus let out a sigh of relief. That was one thing he hoped he would never have to do again.
"I guess you're supposed to follow me. Well, let's go than." , said a clakker.
Rus assumed it was talking to him. He followed the clakker into a very tall building. From it's size (and the sign) Rus guessed this must be the hotel.
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