I cannot believe how much time you freaks spend in these stupid forums.(1) Do you people even leave the house? (2) Have you ever even had sex? (3) This game was supposed to be a nice fun thing for you to do in your lives, (4) but you have made it your whole lives. (5) Do me a favor, turn off your computer,(6) take a shower,(7) and go out and do something productive. (8) THIS GAME DOESN'T MATTER, (9) so stop planning your lives around the release date for the next game. (10) Sure its a great game (11) but does that mean that you need to worship it every single day. (12) You people discuss how the creatures on a FICTIONAL planet reproduce. (13) THAT DON"T REPRODUCE. (14) Abe is a graphic made by a computer. (15) There is no such thing as a Mudokon. (16) Now go, leave this forum,(17) do something constructive (18) instead of taking about how much they sold out by putting a Sobe ad in the game. (19) Go and focus on something more important, (20) like what you are going to do with your life when you wake up and realize that you don't have one. (21) And to the forum monitor, thanks for the "warnings" they really hurt my feelings. (22) I hope you don't kick me out, (23) cause then i wouldn't be able to talk about how the genetical makeup of a Slig is similar to that of my penis. (24) I don't give a shit, get some lives. (25) I read peoples messages that they post every five minutes??? (26) What do you do all day? (27) Jack off for five minutes until its time to post a new "important oddworld blunder" or a "Your age in Mudokon years". (28) You people have no lives whatsoever. (29) So ask yourself one question: Isn't just a friggin game? (30)
1 Why not?
2 I leave the house every day, and I'm sure most people here do too.
3 I'm a little young for that... are you suggesting that we should all become whores?
4 That's exactly what it is!
5 Oddworld is a *very* small aspect of my life.
6 Why don't you?
7 Why, are there hidden cameras in there?
8 What buisness is it of yours what we're doing? As a matter of fact I *am* doing several productive things at the moment.
9 It doesn't matter to what? To you? Big deal. It's a pastime, that's all...
10 That's ridiculous! Nobody does that...
11 I thought you said it wasn't?
12 We don't!
13 People discuss books and TV shows the same way.
14 It's a GAME.
15 He's a CHARACTER. So what if he's not real?
16 Abe is a mudokon!
17 If we should leave then why did *you* join?
18 We've covered that already...
19 If you had the intelligence or the patience to read this forum, you may have noticed that *very few* of the discussions are about Sobe.
20 Like what?
21 What do you know about my social life?
22 Then don't provoke them, stupid.
23 Too late.
24 Ick, I hope you don't mean physically...
25 I'm not a cat!
26 You must be on here for as long as we are, then.
27 I socialise, I write, I meditate, I walk in the garden - enough info yet?
28 No, actually.
29 That depends on what POV you're looking from. I don't care if I don't have a life from the standards of people like *you*!
30 Games are more than "just friggin games", they open up new ideas and concepts to the mind. There is just as much, if not more, value in a game as there is in a book.
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