Don't worry about having a Pokemon alter ego. I'm a Pokemon fan myself *awaits barrage of tomatoes*.
At the old ezboard forums, my alter ego was called 'Twisted Firestarter' (I also used that name briefly at these forums, before changing it to One, Two Middlesboogie). I started to wite a fic about Twisted at the old board but it died because I didn't know where I was going with it (I am writing another much better one, but I don't want to post it until it's finished). Here's her profile:
Species: Amalgam. 50% African spotted hyaena, 40% human, 10% Glukkon (a combination of my three favourite animals).
Height: 6 ft / 180 cm.
Weight: 238 lb (17 stone) / 108 kg.
Abilities: Extremely good with a flamethrower, and can shoot it just as accurately as a gun. Can walk with equal ease on all fours (like a hyena), on hands (like a Glukkon) or on feet (like a human). However, she normally chooses to walk on her legs, as her brain (97% human, 2.3% Glukkon, 0.7% hyaena) is mostly human, and so it's the one she feels most comfortable with. She is the only non-hyaena who can speak and understand Illo-Woroo; the language of the hyaenas.
I'll reveal more if and when I post her fic here.
The alter ego I use here is Middlesboogie. She is one of the Transient Beings from the land of Reverie. The Transient Beings are creatures that are never truly born, and so they can never truly die. They can be banished from the human world and compelled to stay in Reverie, but they don't die. Each Transient Being is the personification of some form on human emotion or concept. Middlesboogie represents Dadaism and Surrealism. A new Transient comes into existence when humans come up with a new art form or concept. There are many Transient Beings that represent aspects of Music, some of Love, and some of Evil. Middlesboogie is a relatively new Transient, since Surrealism has been in existence for less than a century.
The Transients can assume any form they choose, and they go by any name they like. Most can flit freely between Reverie and the human world. If all humans stp believing in a particular concept or way of thinking, its Transient Being will be banished to Reverie, not to return to Earth. Only if humans rekindle that lost concept will the Transient be allowed back into the human world.
Reverie is where the Transients live. It is a place with no physics and no laws. Humans can enter it if a Transient shows them the way in, but Reverie is worse than Hell for humans; because it is the land of dreams, knowledge and thoughts. Including all the nasty ones.
Reverie is orbited by the Blue Moon, and when the Blue Moon's orbit concides with the human world's moon's orbit, Reverie becomes open to all humans, and the human world open to all Transients, and all Hell breaks loose, and chaos is unleashed. You'd better pray it never happens.
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Hand me my flamethrower... it's the one that says 'Bad Motherfucker'.
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