...the only snack that smiles back...until you bite their heads off.
Gir: oooh, what is it!?
Zim: a hunt...
Gir: (interupting zim) WHAT IS IT!?
Zim: a hunter destroyer.
Zim: Gir!
Gir: yes master?
Zim: what did you do to the telescope?
Gir: Nothing.
Zim: Do you mean something is wrong and it's not your fault?
Gir: I know, I'm scared too.
Girl #1:I don't beleive it because nothing that disgusting can be true.
Girl #2:Boogers are true.
bumper sticker:
If you tailgate me I'll flick a booger on your windsheild.
Jerry springer(stupid quote):
And now for my final thought...
funny joke:
A duck walks into a store..
Duck: Do you have any duck food here?
Store manager: No! go Away!
The next day...
The duck walks back into the store...
Duck: do you have any duck food here?
Manager:NO! And if you come back again, I'll nail your feet to the floor!
The next day...
The duck walks back into the store...
Duck: Do you have any nails here?
Manager: (looks at duck quizzically) no....
Duck: Good, do you have any duck food here?
That's all I can think of. Hope you got some good laughs!
[ October 16, 2001: Message edited by: BigBroSlig ]
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