Some error 404 quotes:
Microsoft DOS v6.22a
(c) Copyright 1981-1992 Microsoft Corp.
c:\>ren thatpage.html hideit.html
c:\>dos laugh
c:\>USER REQUEST THATPAGE.HTML
c:\>WEBSERVER RESPONSE USER 404 ERROR
c:\>cd lecture
c:\lecture>run.exe
<<< // LECTURE v2.0 \\ >>>
<<< \\original code// >>>
<<< \\ by mom&dad // >>>
Were you messing around again? Well, now you've gone
and done it. How many times have I said don't mess
with pages you don't know? Hmm? Well I guess this will
teach you. Next time maybe you'll think twice. What?
It wasn't your fault? Oh. Oh my. Please hold on.
General Protection Fault: Abnormal Termination. Error
EMBARRASMENT at 14023.4332:3765 in module parent.dll
c:\lecture>_
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,
...Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',
...While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
...And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
..."'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!" -
Quoth the server, "404".
Space Quest qoutes comig soon.
- DH