I have a dog we call the Crypt Keeper.
I'm fairly certain she died quite some time ago, but refuses to accept the fact.
She certainly smells dead.
I also have a couple of african dwarf toads, three crazy dwarf gourami, and a son.
Humans don't make very good pets. They're too demanding.
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