I made most of these up myself:
"I'm not gay, but i'll learn"
"I'm not gay, jus' imaginative"
"I'm not gay, jus' adventurous"
"I'm not gay...jus' different"
"I'm not gay...PERIOD!"
"Every time i think of you, i touch myself...in the eye, with a fork"
"It is better not to answer a question and seem dumb, then to answer it and remove all doubt"
Teen Girl: "Mom, i've started my period"
Mother: "It's called a phase, dear"
Woman: "If i had a husband like you i would put poison in your soup!"
Churchil: "If i had a wife like you i would eat the soup!"
Father: "Dont move, he cant see us if we dont move"
Son: "Isn't that T-Rex'?"
Father: "Shit...your right...ahhhhggggrrrrr!"
"The problem with men is they were born with a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to work one at a time"
"Your like a bat out of Hell...wait...you are a bat out of hell..."
"And back at band camp..." (<
Thats all i can come up wiv @ the mo...more shall follow...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!