I think Zozo would have to be the one writing it. I suck at writing yaoi, specially if it's so OOC with one of MY FRIGGIN' CHARACTERS! ...But yeah, you have my permission also.
I need a good laugh.
They do, but then Malarkey jumps out and rapes
you. Repeatedly. With a bottle.
Seriously though, I'd actually do that for you if I wasn't already busy with the group pic.
I wish that Zozo would write the CalXDomino yaoi, if only to laugh at it.