[Patrick Vykkers]

That was strangely funny, sexy, and repulsive at the same time. In particular, the idea of Intern yaoi would be something I'd actually like to see, largely because it would be so damn weird it would be fascinating, like a Slig in love with a Glukkon. But CalXDomino? Write it, send it to me, and I'll laugh so hard my enormous stomach will roll like a death trap from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Make Malarkey fiction and I'll vomit from laughing. You have my permission to use any of my characters in fiction.

For the love of G-d, PLEASE tell me by Venks blowing up one of his characters you mean that in an explosive way?

Granted, but in the process you lodevop ydslexia and accidentally forward the Malarkey PM to everyone on the board.

I wish somoeone would make a graphic with Malarkey's head and the caption being "YOU GON GET RAPED".