Homer Simpson: You can't drive, you're only ten! You're going hunting!
Life is a terminal illness with a 100% mortality rate.
Some guy I overhead during the church services I had to attend for school: **whacks a younger boy over the head** Shut the hell up, idiot! You're in God's house!
A Catholic on the topic of homosexuals being refused communion: Well we let them come inside the church, don't we?
Doc Hawkins from MDK2: I don't need luck! I've got science!
[ August 31, 2001: Message edited by: LuxoJr ]
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