Ok
powerlines....amazing
My mum thinks its real funny how 1 day your not famous the next day you are famous then your not any more.
Go through the red light
its green
oh
If you die before you wake ahahahahaha
Why you could even wake up dead tomorrow...
O'well good night
"and i'll take up smoking and give that up"
"good for you son giving up smoking is the hardest thing you can ever do...here have a doller"
"but he didn't do anything"
"didn't he lisa didn't he.... hey he didn't give that back"
I know there not really phrasers but there still funny most of them are from the tv and movies.
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The trouble with real life is that there's no danger music.
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like now.
Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff. -- Jack Handy
That stuff only happens in the movies. -- Famous Last Words
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