[Patrick Vykkers]

Since W is, in my opinion, an overly abused politician in terms of humour, let's make some jokes about US politicians that aren't Bush. The only restriction is that they have to be active in 2000 or later. Otherwise, they can be Democrats, Republicans, Big C Constitutionalists, Big L Libertarians, Independents, Greens, or Ron Paul.

I'll start;
What does John Kerry wear at the beach?
Thongs.
What do you call a movie with Bill O'Reilly and Keith Olbermann?
Dumb and Dumber.
What do Mark Foley's sexual escapades and a book have in common?
They both have lots of pages.
What do you get when you cross Barack Obama and Osama bin Laden?
A self supporting black Arab.
What happened when a gay pride parade marched past Duncan Hunter's house?
Dunkin Gonuts
What happened when Ted Rall merged with a pile of urine and feces?
He got cleaner.
What do you get when you cross a fundamentalist lead GOP and Harry Potter?
Dobbyson the House Speaker.
What created Rosie O'Donnel?
Unintelligent design.
What happened when Dennis Kucinich traveled back in time?
He saw a Chamberlain speech, and got mentally stuck, thinking he had gone back before and created a temporal paradox.
What do you get when you cross Rudy Giuliani and Hitler?
A lesbian Eva Braun.
How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3. 1 Democrat to unscrew it and claim he actually did screw in that light bulb before he unscrewed it, then to later deny he screwed that lightbulb. 1 Republican to object to the threat to lighting same sex screwing provides, then to screw in the lightbulb over the Internet, and 1 Independent to just screw everything.

If you wish to troll, then I will simply put you on my ignore list.