[Patrick Vykkers]

OOC: MM, Domino's master is still alive. He's just on vacation. This is set before AE, thus Dripik is alive. MO is a day after AE, and the day after MO is when Domino's master commited suicide because he thought Praetyre and his wife were dead (in actuality, only his wife, the Vykker who raised the Gabbiar bid to $1,000,000, was dead)

Thank you Splat. I won't encourage him. Then again, I suppose it's my fault for setting a trend. First vomit inducing Sligs, then BDSM victim Intern
s (in the words of the immortal MM), then Nazi jackoff Sligs running Chinese organ operations, now someone else has decided to invade. Someone had to draw the line, and I'm glad it was you. I set a maximum of R-13 (which, for a comparison, would have the level of language, violence, and sex as Hot Fuzz), a limit I myself try to keep to, as the general age of this forum's members (plus the protection with COPPA)

And on Chris, if a hermaphroditic bisexual running a line seductively down to someone's hip, suggestively talking, bumping them like some kind of serial rapist, and asking them to reach inside one's dress isn't sexual, then I suppose Arrack is actually the world's sexiest Slig, Praetyre is sadistic and a hobo with no medical experience, Domino is a heterosexual with a happy life, the ability to talk, and a virgin, Vernel is a lovely, happy Slig who has sworn vows of celibacy and acts kindly to all creatures, Banner is an intelligent Big Bro with no trauma who isn't afraid to speak his mind, and I'm not the one who caused the whole Guardian staff to mysteriously die horrible deaths.

Also, don't send OANST. If so, I'm calling Nate.
IC:
Vernel stepped into the medical hut;
"I sent him in. He's no murderer or city boy, he's my secretary. And you sir, have crossed the bounds of acceptable behaviour to other employees of similar statue. By all means, I don't care if you brutalise, molest, torture, and seduce animals like Mudokons, Steefs, or even injured Sligs of a lower rank than sergeant, but do not harass the bureaucratic staff, me, or any one who you are equal or roughly equal too. That's just bad business, and by the way, call me Vernie or any other cute name and I will personally put a bullet through your skull! So clean up the act, queen of the castle, or this dragon is gonna take you away, and no knight in shining armour is gonna save you!"
OOC: I edited the earlier message that erroneously had Domino speaking when he is unable to.