[Patrick Vykkers]

OOC: No, scratch that last analogy. That is the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life. And almost as gross as Arrack. I'm no homophobe, but Yeshua Masschiach on a donkey, that was creepy. You're like Lulu and I'm like Tex. I may have an established, perhaps larger fortune, but you are rising to the top like a bat out of hell. Try and keep it R-13 or lower please.

I was already sick when posting this from hunger, now it's just.. eew. Damn, now I'm tempted to bring in Malarkey in 5 pages, just to watch the hilariousity of him avoiding Chris but being Internaphiliac. Your character is like a cross between Hannibal Lecter and Big Gay Al.

For the love of God, MM, don't have Matias do a body cavity search. That can only lead to trouble and disturbingness.
IC:
Vernel thought he heard vomiting and ran over to the medical hut. Normally, Mudokons did not vomit unless the situation was serious. He didn't care about him, just that the profits might be going down. He shouted "Clean up, beast!" to the Mudokon and peeked inside the medic hut, where he saw Chris seducing his Chronicler. Vernel was mildly homophobic, and restrained the urge to vomit. He shouted like a sick Slog to Chris;
"Why the hell is it that when anyone on this planet does sex, they have to go overboard with it! Can't you just stop being so damn outgoing! Hit on your patients and employees, no one equal to you! Domino!"
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Domino had been bored stiff for the last aeon. He, along with Banner, seemed to be at the pure beck and call of his cruel master. He longed for the 3 month waiting period to end and his master to take him back to have a nice, $2000 quiet family dinner.
Domino then heard his master's call, and ran over.
"Yes?"
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Vernel spoke to his rapidly returning Intern slave;
"Good to see you at my beck and call, boy. Go over into the medical hut. I want you to keep creepy boy distracted, then try and find some Argaiv to inject into him to calm him down. Cold shower calm."
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Domino replied to his master, thinking to complain but thinking it was all probably in the service of his country;
"Yes sir."
Domino went into the medical hut and positioned himself between the Vykker and the Chronicler, "speaking" (via font and size of text) loudly and cheerfully to the Vykker;
"Sorry to interrupt you, sir, but I'd like to share this lovely atmosphere. I'm a poor lost Intern from the streets of Nolybab who never had a home or family. I also once killed someone and feel a great and overwhelming need to be punished for my sin. How might I repent, oh master medic! How might I receive penitentianal punishment?"