*the interrogator slams his hand down oh the table* what is the secret code, goddammit?
me: i can only give you my name, Danny Leonard, and my age, 16.
*the interrogator slaps me*
interrogator: you WILL tell me the secret code, or you will suffer terribly!
me:*with bloodied nose* i can stand physical pain. you'll get nothing from me!
interrogator: right! that's it! *gets out the Des O'Connor record*
me: oh no! please! anything but that! i'll tell you anything! i come from York, in England! i am Malei have Ten fingers!
interrogator:*leaning against the table on his fingertips, getting angry* but what is the secret code?!
me: well... i don't know...
*in a fit of rage, the interrogator shoots me*
THE END
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