Ok. This one is about Mc.Donald's being a front for the mofia. A large limousine parks outside a small town Mc.Donald's store. A man in a suit walks in, and talks to a cashier.
"I need to talk to Mc.D" says the man.
"Sir, there is no 'Mc.D' here." says the cashier.
"Well, then who is the guy outside?"
"What guy, sir?"
"Nevermind. Just tell Mc.D, that the duck needs to fly before the Mayo runs over Tokyo" answers the man.
"Sir, I don't understand what you are talking about" responds the cashier.
"Just tell it to the guy outside!"
"What guy!?!"
"You know! The guy with the big red hair, and the clown shoes?"
"Sir, that is our mascot, Ronald Mc.Donald. He's not real." said the cashier.
"Then why does he talk to me?"
"Because the Drive-through speaker is in his mouth."
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