Oh my God, I just heard the MEANEST joke EVER. But I will not tell it. It's not even that funny, it's just very shocking.
Yo momma so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico.
You're so ugly, at birth your parents named you "Shit Happens."
Yo momma so hairy, you almost died of carpet burns when you were born.
Yo momma so old, I told her to act her age and she died!
Yo momma so old and fat, when God said, "Let there be light", he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo momma so fat, I had to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side.
Yo momma so ugly, she stuck her head out of a car window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of a basement window.
Yo momma so stupid that she tries to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
I have a bunch more yo momma jokes, but that's all for now.
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