Well, thread has been resurrected, I guess I might post my piece
No, it ain't that good, so sue me. It probably isn't worth looking at if you don't know the song, but surely everyone's heard Enter Sandman at some point!
ENTER BIGBRO [Enter Sandman, Metallica]
(To be played on a guitar by a Big Bro Slig
)
Say your prayers little one,
I just found my gun,
Gonna' kill everyone,
Crush you down, under-foot,
Keep you lying still,
While I re-load!
Scrub, just don't you dare move,
Or you'll eat my ammo!
B-I-I-G Bro,
BLI-I-TZPACKER!
Pick - you - up,
Throw you into meat-grin-der!
Somethings wrong, I see slaves,
Getting up to move,
With portals in sight...
Oh too bad, un-luck-y,
You got blown-a-way,
All you-hit the deck!
Scrub, just don't you dare move,
Or you'll eat my ammo!
B-I-I-G Bro,
BLI-I-TZPACKER!
Pick - you - up,
Throw you into meat-grin-der!
All these Muds won't stay asleep,
Why don't the boss cut off their feet?
If they stand up one more time,
I'll blow their brains right into slime.
What, little scrub, didn't you hear?
There's a screwdriver, trapped in the gear,
It's your job to pull it out,
Use your teeth or I'll rip them out!
B-I-I-G Bro,
BLI-I-TZPACKER!
What...a...shot,
B-I-I-G Bro,
BLI-I-TZPACKER!
Pick - you - up,
Throw you into meat-grin-der!