My cat has been working for weeks on a 30-foot tall indestructible self-powered exoskeleton. Working on the principle that energy never dissipates but is merely transferred to different forms, she's reasoned that, by using the latest biomechanical sensors as employed in such technological breakthroughs as "Dance Dance Revolution", her own body movements will be enough to produce sufficient kinetic force to move the exoskeleton with the exact same agility and speed as she normally moves. It'll never work, of course. It's a violation of the most basic laws of physics. But what does she know? She's just a cat. It's like that time she attempted to poison the water supply with a deadly liquid which turned out, when diluted, to be a harmless cure for the common cold.
Oh, and sometimes she opens her mouth as if to meow, but no sound comes out.
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