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One of my best moments was probably the first few minutes of Dead Rising.

I stuck a shower head in a zombie's head, and blood fountained out, killing it.

I slapped a zombie with a fish, and killed it.

I ran over a horde of zombies with a lawnmower.

I ran around the mall in a full Megaman suit, shooting tennis balls from the fake Mega blaster.

I ran around the mall with Frank in a cute little sundress, with a lego-head on top.

I mastered the use of the boomerang.

I covered all the nearby zombie's heads with traffic cones. BE DISORIENTED AS TO WHERE THE ACCIDENT HAS OCCURED AS MY EVIL MOVING TRAFFIC CONE MINIONS STUMBLE RANDOMLY AROUND!

I did various kung-fu moves on zombies, such as the back-flip kick, the flying jump kick, and the judo chop.

And, most fantastic of all, I ripped out a zombie's intestines with my bare hands.

None of these are amazing, they're all part of the game.