[Munch's Master]

OOC: The Intern analogy (heh, gay Interns and analogies, OK I'll stop now) was purely a joke. It came from the fact that yes, all Interns wear trunks, but was based off Little Britain- a gay character in it wears smooth tight lycra, so it was meaning a gay Intern's trunks are even smoother than normal ones. Yes I've read too much of Pat's writing. No I'm not trying to be as gay as those Japanese guys.
Anyway, enough homosexual discussion and onto the IC posting...

IC:
Gorrck noticed that the guy he was supervising in the secuirty tower was nodding off. He fired a blank from his gun right in front of James' face. "Wake up #55431!! This is an important operation! Lazyiness is intolerable! Nod off again and you cost everyone in this Tower lunch breaks. Including me, and that would make me rather angry. Which would make you rather upset."
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Mik kept out of the way of Gorrck, and sat down in another part of the tower. He started to play his harmonica.
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Gorrck heard a strained musical noise in the background, like a harmonica. He walked into the other part of the tower and saw Mik, who started fumbling to put the harmonica away.
"No music! Playing music is distracting to yourself and others, so can cause problems and delays in security! Do it again and you won't get this back For now you're losing it unti lthe end of the day!!"
Mik didn't bother resisting as Gorrck pulled it from him. Uch, why bother.
He propped hsi rifle and started surveying the wilderness, as Gorrck marched back into James' area.
"Don't even think about sleeping, #55431!"
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Matias watched as the effeminate Vykker pranced into the building and started complaining about the decor. he walked over.
"Vykker Medic, this decor is military standard as per military regulations. And you're acting in an odd manner. I shall have to ask: Do you have a Permit for Acting Queenly/and or Fruity, or a signed Permission to Get in Touch With My Feminine Side form? If not I shall have to ask you to acquire one from the Social Relations Department of the Cartel. Non-regulation behaviour is a breach of regulations, which upsets me. Which in turn recquires you to fill out mroe forms, which generates further uneccessary work comapred to if regulations were always adhered to."
He nodded primly after this speech.