[Sal the Mudokon]

Yeah it was kind of funny at first. "Hahaha, hes choking. What's on E?" Then it got stupid as hell when everyone started saying it at school. "You know that there is a lack of funny shit on TV when a man and a pretzel can beat the ratings of a midget dressed as an oompa loompa falling over on a skateboard (MTV's JACKASS). I declare that from this day forward, the only genuinly funny part of this topic will be Spamn' Dan the Cactus Man. Yeah, the pretzle thing was funny...now its...not...nuff sed...will continue to think about the three most important things in life...Hooch (the best damn drink on earth), Boobs, AND cookies.