Big Gay Al.. Chris will fit right in (no pun intended) with Domino. That, and he would fit in(very very well) with Domino's second master.
1. What is your character's name?
Vernel
Banner
2. What is your character's name in another language?
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?
3. How old is he/she?
14
7
4. What is your character's race/species?
Slig
Big Bro Slig
5. Do they have a crush?
No, except on PlaySlig centerfolds.
No
6. Do they have many friends?
No, many underlings and enemies.
No, he has no friends.
7. What planet is your character from?
Oddworld
Oddworld
8. Does your character like to eat?
Moderately
Yes
9. What's his/her favourite food?
Gabbiar
Ground Mudokon liver
10. What's his/her favourite drink?
His drink tastes match his bosses- martinis with Opples and an egg or two.
Mudale
11. Is your character annoying?
Yes, to anyone who isn't his superior.
No, he's just stupid.
13. Is your character loved?
No, he's never been loved.
No, he was only loved by his Slog once.
14. Is your character hated?
Yes, by virtually everyone.
No
15. Is she/he emo/goth?
No, and he'd kill anyone who was or suggested he was.
No.
16. Is she/he straight, bisexual, or gay?
Straight and slightly homophobic.
Too stupid to have a sexuality.
17. Is she/he a virgin?
No. At least from a certain point of view.
Yes.
18. Name 3 hobbies...
Ordering, Killing, Kissing Ass.
Raising Slogs, Killing, Beating up Mudokons
19. Is your character normal?
Yes.
No, he's too big and stupid to be.
20. Is your character attractive?
No, though he thinks he is sexy.
No.
21. How does your character handle emotions?
By blaming others, shooting others, sex, and beating others.
By telling them to Slogs.
22. Does your character have other forms?
No.
No.
23. Does your character overreact?
Yes, that's his main weakness.
To Slogs being killed, yes.
24. Is your character a criminal?
No, he's a golden boy.,
No.
25. Does your character go to school?
No, he's nearly 60 in Slig terms!
No.
26. What's his/her IQ?
135
70
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
No, beyond narcissism.
No.
28. Is your character dead?
No.
No.
29. Does your character have a family?
No.
No.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
No, he's never felt pain, love, or fear, except from his boss.
Yes, when his pet Sloggie died when he was young.
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
When he was promoted to Colonel.
Before Skillya beat him up.
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
None.
None.
33. Is your character single?
Yes.
Yes.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
No, he's a one night stand type.
Yes, with his Slogs.
35. Does he/she have an element?
No.
No.
36. Do you role-play your character?
Yes.
Yes.
37. Do you write about your character?
Yes.
Yes.
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
YES!
No.
39. Does your character get depressed?
No, all goodness has been beaten out of him.
Yes.
40. What's your characters favourite animal?
Sligs.
Slogs
41. Does your character have any fears?
Yes, of anyone more powerful than him.
Yes, of his boss.
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
A short temper and tendency to hold a grudge.
A soft spot for Slogs.
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Dripik and Molluck.
No.
44. Does your character like music?
Yes.
Yes.
45. What's your character's favourites type of music?
Military music and anything Dripik likes.
Lullabys.
46. Is he/she impatient?
Yes.
No.
47. What's something funny about your character?
He is a lot like Colonel Klink.
He is a wuss.
48. Name 5 nicknames
Vernel:
Sir
Master
Great One
You!
Right hand
Banner:
Hulk
Bruce
Biggie
Dumbbell
Mommy
49. Does your character curse?
Yes, profusely.
No.
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say
"Get back to work!"
"Don't hurt my Sloggies!"
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