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06-23-2007, 02:35 PM
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Patrick Vykkers
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: Jun 2006
: New Zealand
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Praetyre was about to speak to Slap when he noticed the Mudokons leaving the room. He shouted, this time for real;
"SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIITTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY! BLUE ALERT! BLUE ALERT! WE HAVE A CODE X-993-4-//-PLATINUM! SECURE THE LABORATORY DOOR! SECURE THE SECOND FLOOR!"
Praetyre turned back to Slap;
"Arrack's not crazy, he's just normal and confused. Imagine if you were frozen for 10 years while working in what is evidently a high ranking position and then I was standing in the room and all sorts of strange Inhabitants were, telling you your boss was gone, everything had changed, and you had been operated on and put in restraints. I bet you'd be typing at maximum volume for security too."
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Arrack turned back to the Intern and new Vykker;
"Shut up, you madInhabitants! You live in a dreamworld! This is Rupture Farms, not a playpen. My boss will be PISSED at you if you continue to hold me hostage. I'm his right hand Slig, and all my employees like my style too. So just you wait, I'll get my pants, an organ bag for my head, and my gun, and I'll blast you traitors all to hell! And I'll get my boys to help! I can call up to 20 Sligs from this level alone. Do you think you and your friends are going to stop me?"
Arrack finally found an organ bag, using surgical tools to make eyeholes in it and stuffing on his head (Scarecrow-style). There was nothing in it, and the making of it allowed him to breath through. He then scrambled around for his pants.
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Domino wrote in Post It notes to his fellow Intern;
"I like the bag. It's a good start."
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