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Now, hold on. There are plenty of people out there that, like it or not, listen to the Vatican. Surely it would be better that they pronounce on something that can make the world a better place* than to tell everyone to stop using birth control and go bash the gays?
*Face it, better drivers => less crap on the road => people are a little less stressed => world is nicer for everyone.
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Nate, reading a flyer that has these commandmants will mostly likely
not make you a better driver.
It'll probably make you
worse, because I can imagine some retard having a piece of paper in front of the driving wheel, totally obscuring their view, until it flies into their face and they desperately jam the wheel left and right, trying to stay on course, not realizing that they're about to fly through the metal barrier on the side of the road that keeps cars from flying off a cliff, hitting the rocks below, and exploding into a buhjillion pieces of metal shrapnel, killing everyone within a two-hundred foot radius because of heat and shrapnel.
And it will all be the Vatican's fault.